getting your vocabulary upto par

So, if you have had time to check those two sites I frequent, you might be inclined to ask and to try and decipher what those odd words and descriptions mean especially on Laineygossip's site. Below you will find an unofficial dictionary to get you caught up and addicted to the wonderful world of gossip blog if you don't want to go through the hassle of going through her archives:

• Ebola- a.ka. Paris Hilton. Has been known to infect celebrities and their careers in the worst possible way. Case in point, Adrien Grenier. Who? Precisely.
• GMD-Gay Midget Dwarf--the one and only Tom Cruise (please tell me you have heard about this rumor before!)
• Princess Ass Talk-Katherine Heigl for famously having a foot and mouth disorder. Prime example was dissing the movie "Knocked Up" when it single-handedly catapulted her to being one of the rom-com (romantic comedy flicks)princesses.
• Shelfy Ass- Jessica Biel- having a big behind that actually creates a little shelf where you could sit your coffee cup on
• R-Patz-Robert Pattinson of the Twilight movie fame.
• Twi-hards- overzealous fans of the Twilight movie who thinks that the actors playing the main characters Edward and Bella should live their story in real life.

That's all I have for now. Work has been mediocre. I have just finished a glass of vino and the 'ol overactive bladder is screaming at me right now. I'll have to think of somehow making my short stories happen not only in my head but also in my blog.