Monday, July 6, 2009

This is me watching
the news.

------------------------------------This is me after finding out how hot it was in Provence




If you happen to be vegging out infront of the TV mindlessly channel-surfing, the leader of the pack Fabian Cancellara said on French TV, "The heat was like you were baking bread...it was terrible." In my stupor, I think I overheard something about 104 degree Fahrenheit. Hey, I think they should move it to Austin and call it Tour de Austin. We've been having those kinds of temperatures for weeks on end and a few "cold fronts" that bring the heat down to 93-95. Maybe we should try baking a dough outside and see if it turns to something edible.

Come to think of it, our local celebrity Lance Armstrong has moved his homebase to Colorado. He said he moved there to get some good training on high altitudes. Well, Mr. Armstrong, you should have stayed here and trained for the heat too. Who knows? You might have finished ahead of the ratpack.

( Imagine a photo of Lance Armstrong here. Unfortunately, I have not mastered my domain just yet.)

Toodles!

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